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Please try the following:

  • Place your head in a bucket of ice cold water until a new page appears in your mind or you lose consciousness or both.
  • Masturbate vigorously in meetings until you are sacked.
  • Spam Bill Gates mailto:abuse@microsoft.com
  • Click the Back button to travel to a parallel universe where management ability is assessed by skill & ability and not just by shit content.

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